This is a great Fark headline “Dangerous cougar that attacked four people has been caught. Will be fitted with a tracking device and released into the wild” for this story.
Dangerous Cougar!
April 23rd, 2009Tea Baggers Unite
April 15th, 2009This is too good! A quick note, if you don’t know what “tea bagging” is then look it up on urban dictionary before watching this clip
No-Fault Capitalism Will Destroy Our Country
April 9th, 2009No reason for me to give my opinion on what’s going on right now in our country, Brian does a great job for me on his blog. I’m just going to link to his post here. If you’re too lazy to read Brian’s post you need to at least take the time to watch the videos he links to in it.
One thing I will say is that I wish we would have listened to Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-ND) back in ‘99.
My letter from Oksana
March 27th, 2009I got a spam (probably with virus) email in my work inbox this morning that is just too damned good not to share…
Hi my new friend.
I ask from you some patience to read this letter.
I think that you was surprise when has received my letter!
My name is Oksana. I write this letter to you from acquaintance
agency. In agency have told me that you will see my letter. Before to
go in agency I long time thought is it necessary for me. About this
agency I has heard from my girlfriend who has left Russia one year
ago. Before we worked together. My girlfriend has got acquainted with
the man from other country and this marriage agency to help her and
presently they are going to live together. At first I didn’t attach
importance to this of value. But up to now I’m lonely and to this day,
I cannot find itself the man. After all I have firmly decided to go
and to registered in this agency. I’m very tired to be alone and I
want to find the partner in life. I have signed some documents then me
have invited to sit down at computer and to write the letter. Now I
write it letter also I don’t know how to start, I have decided to tell
you about myself. I work as dentist a long time. I want to tell you
that this trade of all my life. A long time I would study that to get
this trade and here my dream has come true. Once in the childhood my
daddy asked me a question “Daughter, whom you want to become in this
life?” I answered so: “I want to become the dentist”. To go some time
and now I work in state stomatology center! At free time from work I
like to combine useful with pleasant. Useful it is to go in for sports
especially aerobics in the mornings and also to go in pool and
swimming. Do you like swimming? I go in for sports 3 times in week
depend on free time. Also I tasty prepare a meal. For that matter me
hand is well filled. I like to do the experiments and create new
dishes. At present I live with my mum in one room apartment and also
lives with us not big dog. Its name’s Maries. I like animals also I
think their very lovely creations. Do you love animals? I could write
you more in this letter but my lunch finish and it is necessary to go
for work. I think that my letter was pleasant for you, and I want that
you have written and have told me a little about yourself and about
your life.
I shall wait from you the opposite
answer and also I wait your photo.
Your new friend Oksana waits from you the letter!
Sorry Oksana, but you’ll be waiting a while on “the letter”
Happy Birthday Larry!!!!!
December 22nd, 2008Happy birthday my brother. I’m sure your Auburn alumni friends would approve of the helmet after your new hire at head coach.
War Damn Eagle Go Badgers!
More of my music
December 6th, 2008If I wasn’t married with booger eaters I’d be an outlaw too.
Prop 8 the musical
December 3rd, 2008
See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
I wana be like… John Rogers?
November 14th, 2008Mike, how you gonna let a slow as CEO take you to the hole like that?
The Edmund Fitzgerald - Dedication
November 10th, 2008Today is the 33 Anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I’ve always thought that this song was kind of haunting. I worked for five years on a fishing boat out of a San Diego harbor. I can’t tell you how many times, when on a deck watch all alone at night, I’ve thought of what it would be like to go down at sea. When I was working on the boat another boat in our fleet was hit by a rogue wave and all but the cook drowned, we were all kind of shook up that year.
Tenor Saw
October 29th, 2008If anyone I know has heard of Tenor Saw I’ll be your bitch:
Operation Ivy
October 29th, 2008Full of win:
My music
October 29th, 2008I’m going to put a few videos up over the next few days or so that will define what kind of music I like. I doubt that anyone cares what kind of music I like, but it’s my site and I can do whatever the fuck I want on it. I’m sick of the weak music that the “kids” listen to today (my 14 year old is too - thank God). I guess that’s what happens when you let the wanabe republican moral majority lead the country for damn near a decade. Anyway, here’s the first video:
Worst Man
October 22nd, 2008Palin Interview
October 2nd, 2008What ever happened to staying out of my business and being fiscally conservative? The way Palin sounds when she’s talking about the Supreme Court is about as convincing as any of the GOP arguments for social conservatism that I’ve heard lately.
Political Double Standards
September 4th, 2008I love that this video makes Karl Rove look like a double talking ass. I think that man has created more problems in the country with his divisive politics. He’s not the only one.
Fact Check for Palin’s Speach
September 4th, 2008I’m not posting this fact check link because I don’t like Palin. Actually there are a lot of things that I like about Palin, but since Bush I’m afraid of socially conservative Republicans. I have a hard time with her stances on abortion, homosexuals, and teaching ID in school.
Republicans Caught on Tape
September 3rd, 2008Ron Paul
September 2nd, 2008When asked what he liked about the two main party candidits Ron Paul answered “not a whole heck of a lot”. I know that’s an obvious answer from him but I still think it’s funny and I like it.