“Nothing like a good night’s crazy”
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I swear the neo-cons are a caricature of what they complain about. Really, are there any sane people out there who still consider themselves republicans?
Because of batshit crazy people like this:
We have to get the real news from comedy central since the liberal “drive by” media wont give us this kind of tough investigative reporting.
No reason for me to give my opinion on what’s going on right now in our country, Brian does a great job for me on his blog. I’m just going to link to his post here. If you’re too lazy to read Brian’s post you need to at least take the time to watch the videos he links to in it.
One thing I will say is that I wish we would have listened to Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-ND) back in ‘99.
I got a spam (probably with virus) email in my work inbox this morning that is just too damned good not to share…
Hi my new friend.
I ask from you some patience to read this letter.
I think that you was surprise when has received my letter!
My name is Oksana. I write this letter to you from acquaintance
agency. In agency have told me that you will see my letter. Before to
go in agency I long time thought is it necessary for me. About this
agency I has heard from my girlfriend who has left Russia one year
ago. Before we worked together. My girlfriend has got acquainted with
the man from other country and this marriage agency to help her and
presently they are going to live together. At first I didn’t attach
importance to this of value. But up to now I’m lonely and to this day,
I cannot find itself the man. After all I have firmly decided to go
and to registered in this agency. I’m very tired to be alone and I
want to find the partner in life. I have signed some documents then me
have invited to sit down at computer and to write the letter. Now I
write it letter also I don’t know how to start, I have decided to tell
you about myself. I work as dentist a long time. I want to tell you
that this trade of all my life. A long time I would study that to get
this trade and here my dream has come true. Once in the childhood my
daddy asked me a question “Daughter, whom you want to become in this
life?” I answered so: “I want to become the dentist”. To go some time
and now I work in state stomatology center! At free time from work I
like to combine useful with pleasant. Useful it is to go in for sports
especially aerobics in the mornings and also to go in pool and
swimming. Do you like swimming? I go in for sports 3 times in week
depend on free time. Also I tasty prepare a meal. For that matter me
hand is well filled. I like to do the experiments and create new
dishes. At present I live with my mum in one room apartment and also
lives with us not big dog. Its name’s Maries. I like animals also I
think their very lovely creations. Do you love animals? I could write
you more in this letter but my lunch finish and it is necessary to go
for work. I think that my letter was pleasant for you, and I want that
you have written and have told me a little about yourself and about
your life.
I shall wait from you the opposite
answer and also I wait your photo.
Your new friend Oksana waits from you the letter!
Sorry Oksana, but you’ll be waiting a while on “the letter”
Mike, how you gonna let a slow as CEO take you to the hole like that?
This is real.
I kills me that these people get to make these kind of decisions. The only thing that this kind of decision benefits is the amount of money in the pockets of ISPs and swindling lawmakers.
I’m no southern apologist, as a matter of fact Mississippi has been one of my least favorite places to live in my life. Not because of the people, I love the people, it’s because it is flat and HOT in the summer time.
Anyway, why is it that the media loves to put crazy people with a southern accent on TV?
H/T to bigJim for the post title.