I got a spam (probably with virus) email in my work inbox this morning that is just too damned good not to share…
Hi my new friend.
I ask from you some patience to read this letter.
I think that you was surprise when has received my letter!
My name is Oksana. I write this letter to you from acquaintance
agency. In agency have told me that you will see my letter. Before to
go in agency I long time thought is it necessary for me. About this
agency I has heard from my girlfriend who has left Russia one year
ago. Before we worked together. My girlfriend has got acquainted with
the man from other country and this marriage agency to help her and
presently they are going to live together. At first I didn’t attach
importance to this of value. But up to now I’m lonely and to this day,
I cannot find itself the man. After all I have firmly decided to go
and to registered in this agency. I’m very tired to be alone and I
want to find the partner in life. I have signed some documents then me
have invited to sit down at computer and to write the letter. Now I
write it letter also I don’t know how to start, I have decided to tell
you about myself. I work as dentist a long time. I want to tell you
that this trade of all my life. A long time I would study that to get
this trade and here my dream has come true. Once in the childhood my
daddy asked me a question “Daughter, whom you want to become in this
life?” I answered so: “I want to become the dentist”. To go some time
and now I work in state stomatology center! At free time from work I
like to combine useful with pleasant. Useful it is to go in for sports
especially aerobics in the mornings and also to go in pool and
swimming. Do you like swimming? I go in for sports 3 times in week
depend on free time. Also I tasty prepare a meal. For that matter me
hand is well filled. I like to do the experiments and create new
dishes. At present I live with my mum in one room apartment and also
lives with us not big dog. Its name’s Maries. I like animals also I
think their very lovely creations. Do you love animals? I could write
you more in this letter but my lunch finish and it is necessary to go
for work. I think that my letter was pleasant for you, and I want that
you have written and have told me a little about yourself and about
your life.
I shall wait from you the opposite
answer and also I wait your photo.
Your new friend Oksana waits from you the letter!
Sorry Oksana, but you’ll be waiting a while on “the letter”